As we entered the shoe store, workers were actually raising all the door headers for the additional headroom that is required by these gargantuans. Well, pretty soon she spotted "the ones". Here is a photo:
Ok, to me they are ugly but what do I know? It didn't matter anyway because when we saw the price tag, that pretty well nixed the deal. I could tell Terry was very dissapointed so I tried to come up with a solution. Well, in the spirit of Red Green, I figured that this should not be a problem for a "creative handyman". When we got home, Terry crawled in the bed and sobbed quitely while I went out to the shop to see what I could rustle up. After a few hours of careful engineering, design and craftsmanship, I produced what is probably my best work ever. I couldn't wait to show Terry.
I hurried over to the house and rousted her from a deep sleep. When she got to the shop and saw my creation her eyes almost popped out. She couldn't wait to try them on.
Remember: If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
